Satan's Personal Posts- 5: I HATE Peta

Peta tried to test me on Twitter.
For anyone who doesn't know, I really hate Peta. They're meant to be an animal charity, but they do a piss poor job of actually looking after any animals.

Satan Reviews- Books: The Boyfriend List

The Boyfriend List: 15 Guys, 11 Shrink Appointments, 4 Ceramic Frogs and Me, Ruby Oliver (Ruby Oliver #1)

E. Lockhart

Random House Children's Books

Warnings: Some mild spoilers and a little swearing.

Satan Reviews- Books: The Darkest Part of the Forest

The Darkest Part of the Forest

Holly Black

Indigo

Warning: Spoilers

Satan Reviews- Books: Night school

Night School

C.J. Daugherty

Atom Books

DNF at page 265.

Warnings: Spoilers and negativity.

Satan's Personal Posts- 3: Why am I Terrible at the Things I Want to be Good at?

This is what I think is my biggest flaw other than procrastination, lack of motivation, pessimism is: I am terrible at everything I try to do.

Satan's Personal Posts- 2: A Quick Notice

All the reviews that I've posted up to this point had already been posted on my Goodreads account (the oldest being Fallen and the newest being Wicked), and weren't posted here in any particular order. They aren't the most coherent or detailed/ critical reviews and I hope to improve as I go along. I may also edit old reviews as I hopefully begin to have a theme/ develop a style for my reviews.

Hopefully, my reviews so far haven't been horrible to read and you, unfortunate reader, will follow me as I ramble my pointless views on literature and maybe other topics.

In the future, I plan on having other types of posts, such as reviews on other subjects or sharing of things I enjoy and think you might do too.

Byesy-Bye,
                   Satan.

Satan Reviews- Book: The Manifesto on How to be Interesting

The Manifesto on How to be Interesting

Holly Bourne

Usborne Publishing

This is quite short and contains a couple of spoilers. And no italics/ strike text. Somehow.

Satan Reviews- Books: Wicked

Wicked

Gregory Maguire

Usborne Publishing

Beware of spoilers and swears.

Satan Reviews- Books: The Eyre Affair

The Eyre Affair

Jasper Fforde

Penguin Books

Warnings: Spoilers, the phrase 'to be honest', the word 'like', strike text

Satan Reviews- Books: The Girl in the Box (Book 1)

Alone (Book One of Girl in the Box Series)

Robert J. Crane

Revelen Press

Warning: Swears, sarcasm, spoilers (only from book 1, because I only read book 1)

Satan Reviews- Books: Splintered

Splintered

A.G. Howard

Revelen Press

Warnings: Spoilers and the lot

Satan Reviews- Books: Fallen

Fallen

Lauren Kate

Delacorte Press

Warnings: I'm going to warn you now, I wrote this when I was 14, so it's going to be interesting for all of us. I'd love to say that I've grown as a person since I wrote this, I can't, but I'd love to. And spoilers.

Satan's Personal Posts- 1: New Beginnings

As this is the first post for my new blog, I feel like I should introduce myself and explain a few things.

I'm Phoebe, AKA Satan, a teenager from the North (of England) who likes to read and complain. Satan being a nickname from my friends

After finding out that a friend of mine ran a successful book review blog and had done for at least a year with no intention of telling her friends  and the fact that I'd finished my GCSE's, I decided that I should try. I spend a lot of time on my laptop anyway, so it's not like I'm changing my routine much. *insert pained laughter*

 So, in this blog I will post book reviews (that can also be found here), personal views/ rants and anything I feel might interest those who accidentally find this blog because that's the only way people will find this blog. A forewarning that posts will include spoilers, sarcasm, swearing and possibly too many question marks.