Awesome People from History #2

Ada Lovelace

(Augusta Ada King-Noel, Countess of Lovelace)

Basically the first computer programmer.

Trope Series #17

How Old is This Character?

I know vintage is in, but I didn't think it was that popular.

Trope Series #16

Do These Children Actually Go to School?

Honestly tho?

Favourite Character Series #12

Elizabeth Midford

The child that fans hate on because she's somehow in the way of their paedophilic ship that isn't cannon omfg fucking stop.
Also, warning for (minor) spoilers (up to Campania arc) and swearing.

Awesome People from History #1

Ching Shih

(also known as Shi Xainggu, Cheng I Sao, Ching Yih Saou, and Zheng Yi Sao)

From Prostitute to Pirate Lord. *inserts Started From the Bottom by Drake*

Trope Series #15

Just Tell Them the Truth!

More stuff about lies.... yay.

Satan Updates the Blog: Again

Just some stuff about scheduling.

Satan Reviews-Books: Mrs Jeffries Plays The Cook

Mrs Jeffries Plays The Cook (Mrs Jeffries #7)

Emily Brightwell

C & R Crime 

Trope Series #14

White Lies Can Only Escalate

That awkward moment when you lie about doing your homework and then the lie somehow escalates to your gran being kidnapped by the mafia and being held for ransom.

Favourite Character Series #11

Sebastian Michaelis from Black Butler

Still confused why people ship him with a child.

Trope Series #13

Do Americans Actually Have to Babysit Eggs?

But seriously?? Do they??

Satan Updates the Blog: Please Read

It's time again for me to make excuses about my shitty lack of commitment.

Favourite Character Series #10

River Song from Doctor Who

Spoilers. #reference

Satan Reviews- Books: Jolly Foul Play (Wells and Wong #4)

Jolly Foul Play (Wells and Wong #4)

Robin Stevens

Puffin

Warning for Spoilers.

Trope Series #12

TSTL Protagonists

The worst of all protagonists.

Favourite Character Series #9

Daisy/ Skye/ Quake from Agents of Shield

The girl with the earth shattering story!... That pun doesn't make sense....

Warning for spoilers (series 1-3) and strikethrough.

Trope Series #11

Mary Sue/ Gary Stus

You know you're current when your post will be partially about Twilight.

Favourite Character Series #8

Agent May/ Melinda Qiaolian May from Agents of Shield

Badassery and character development

Satan Reviews- Books: Dead Silent

Dead Silent (Poppy Sinclair #2)

Sharon Jones

Orchard Books

Warning: Spoilers (I legit reveal the identity of the murderer).

Why I Don't Do NANOWRIMO

I really should have written "participate in" instead of "do".

Trope Series #10

You've Developed as a Character and Now You're Going to Die

Song Reference Title

Satan Reviews- Books: Ayoade on Ayoade

Ayoade on Ayoade: A Cinematic Odyssey

Richard Ayoade

Faber & Faber

Warning: Short, impersonal and no swearing.

Favourite Character Series #7

Mazikeen/ Maze from Lucifer

Lucifer's bestie and overall badass.

ELF Product Reviews #1

I bought some stuff from Elf in August and have decided to do a review of the products I've used.

Awesome People from History Series

I came up with a series idea!

Trope Series #9

The Obligatory Christmas Episode

It's after Halloween, therefore it's essentially Christmas.

Favourite Character Series #6

Lucifer Morningstar from Lucifer

His name is literally Lucifer Lucifer.

Satan Updates the Blog

Basically, I've decided to discontinue the This Week in My Life Series because I've not had to time or motivation to do it. And some notes on other series.

Trope Series #8

Bury Your Gays

Last week's post was about death, this week's is about death and next week's is about Christmas.

Favourite Character #5

Leonard Snart from the Flash/ Legends of Tomorrow

Spoilers from series 1 and 2 of the Flash and series 1 on Legends of Tomorrow.
I'm very bitter.

Trope Series #7

Women in Refrigerators/ Sexual Violence is Everywhere

Who doesn't love talking about corpses in refrigerators?

Favourite Character #4

Iris West from the Flash

Spoilers for series 1-2 (+early series 3) of the Flash

Trope Series #6

That One Episode of a Show Where Everything is Different Due to Dream/ Parallel Universe/ Changing the Past

Spoilers for series 1-3 of the Flash and some for Castle

This Week in My Life #11+#12

Eleven of these now. I'm so interesting.

Favourite Character Series #3

Missy from Doctor Who.

Contains spoilers from series 8 and 9 of modern Who.

Trope Series #5

The Holy Virginity

I did a pun.
Also, spoilers for Splintered.

Favourite Character Series #2

Lucifer from The Wicked + The Divine.

Contains spoilers from about the first 11 issues/ first 2 volumes.

The Trope Series #4

Love Triangles

The Hunger Games and Twilight Basically.

Favourite Characters Series #1

Laura from The Wicked + The Divine.

Includes spoilers from the first 11 issues/ first 2 volumes. Like. tonnes.

The Trope Series #3

Instalove

This is possibly the most annoying of all the tropes and is possibly the most common. Has anyone ever truly fallen in love with someone they just met?

The Favourite Characters Series

Who doesn't want to know about all the characters I love?

The Trope Series #2

Arsehole with Feelings

Could also count as Treat 'em Mean, Keep 'em Keen

This is overly used for male love interests in YA books. Like, so over used. The only example I can think of is Jace Herondale from The Mortal Instruments, but that's because I'm lazy. Do I hate this trope? Sometimes.

Satan Reviews- Books: Glass Houses (The Morganville Vampires #1 and some other notes)

Glass Houses (The Morganville Vampires #1)

Rachel Caine

NAL Jam

Warnings: Some sort of spoilers, a very vague review about books #2-#5 I think.

Satan Reviews- Books: Generation Dead Series (#1-#3)

Generation Dead Trilogy

Daniel Waters

Disney-Hyperion

Warnings: Maybe swearing Idk, probably some spoilers, lots of complaining, lazy reviews.

The Tropes Series #1

Bitchy Bimbo Who Hates the Main Character for Some Reason

I've complained about this in books before. Probably the only examples, currently, is when I reviewed Splintered and Dorothy Must Die. I also praised Wicked Lovely for not having this trope.

Satan Reviews- Books: The Sin Eater's Daughter

The Sin Eater's Daughter

Melinda Salisbury

Scholastic Press

Warnings: Lots of swears and spoilers.

Satan Updates the Blog

I've decided to stop counting blog updates as personal posts and a couple of other things are happening. Sort of...

Satan Reviews- Books: Death of an Avid Reader (Kate Shackleton #6)

Death of an Avid Reader (Kate Shackleton #6)

Frances Brody

Piatkus

Warnings: Contains major spoilers (i.e. who the killer is).

Satan's Personal Posts- 10: More Blog Updates

Considering this is sort of a book blog- It was meant to be originally, but I don't stick to plans v. well- I don't post much about books, other than reviews or at all. So, I thought, why not post something that's technically about books without reading more because I'm a slow reader.

Satan Reviews- Books: Wicked Lovely

Wicked Lovely

Melissa Marr

HarperCollins Children's Books      

This contains a few spoilers.

Satan's Personal Posts-9: Results Day

I know this is late, but I just haven't had the effort to write about it. But now I'm doing it, so that's something. Not like it's almost been a week or anything like...

Satan's Personal Posts-8: Post Updates and What's Happening this Week

I've found out what the jump break does!

Satan Reviews- Books: Dorothy Must Die

Dorothy Must Die

Danielle Paige

HarperCollins

Warnings: This contains a few spoilers.

Satan Reviews- Books: Wells and Wong series #1,#2,#3

Wells and Wong Series (#1-#3)

Robin Stevens

Corgi

Contains spoilers for books #2 and #3.

Satan's Personal Posts-7: Satan might do Sims Challenges

Something I've wanted to do for a long time is challenges on the Sims, specifically the Sims 3 because I prefer it in many ways to the Sims 4 and, like the saddo I am, I have all the expansion packs (and some stuff packs) so it creates more interesting situations.

Satan's Personal Posts- 6: I'm Too Close to Being an Adult for my Liking

As a sixteen year-old I'm two years away from legally being an adult.
This scares the shit out of me.

Satan's Personal Posts- 5: I HATE Peta

Peta tried to test me on Twitter.
For anyone who doesn't know, I really hate Peta. They're meant to be an animal charity, but they do a piss poor job of actually looking after any animals.

Satan Reviews- Books: The Boyfriend List

The Boyfriend List: 15 Guys, 11 Shrink Appointments, 4 Ceramic Frogs and Me, Ruby Oliver (Ruby Oliver #1)

E. Lockhart

Random House Children's Books

Warnings: Some mild spoilers and a little swearing.

Satan Reviews- Books: The Darkest Part of the Forest

The Darkest Part of the Forest

Holly Black

Indigo

Warning: Spoilers

Satan Reviews- Books: Night school

Night School

C.J. Daugherty

Atom Books

DNF at page 265.

Warnings: Spoilers and negativity.

Satan's Personal Posts- 3: Why am I Terrible at the Things I Want to be Good at?

This is what I think is my biggest flaw other than procrastination, lack of motivation, pessimism is: I am terrible at everything I try to do.

Satan's Personal Posts- 2: A Quick Notice

All the reviews that I've posted up to this point had already been posted on my Goodreads account (the oldest being Fallen and the newest being Wicked), and weren't posted here in any particular order. They aren't the most coherent or detailed/ critical reviews and I hope to improve as I go along. I may also edit old reviews as I hopefully begin to have a theme/ develop a style for my reviews.

Hopefully, my reviews so far haven't been horrible to read and you, unfortunate reader, will follow me as I ramble my pointless views on literature and maybe other topics.

In the future, I plan on having other types of posts, such as reviews on other subjects or sharing of things I enjoy and think you might do too.

Byesy-Bye,
                   Satan.

Satan Reviews- Book: The Manifesto on How to be Interesting

The Manifesto on How to be Interesting

Holly Bourne

Usborne Publishing

This is quite short and contains a couple of spoilers. And no italics/ strike text. Somehow.

Satan Reviews- Books: Wicked

Wicked

Gregory Maguire

Usborne Publishing

Beware of spoilers and swears.

Satan Reviews- Books: The Eyre Affair

The Eyre Affair

Jasper Fforde

Penguin Books

Warnings: Spoilers, the phrase 'to be honest', the word 'like', strike text

Satan Reviews- Books: The Girl in the Box (Book 1)

Alone (Book One of Girl in the Box Series)

Robert J. Crane

Revelen Press

Warning: Swears, sarcasm, spoilers (only from book 1, because I only read book 1)

Satan Reviews- Books: Splintered

Splintered

A.G. Howard

Revelen Press

Warnings: Spoilers and the lot

Satan Reviews- Books: Fallen

Fallen

Lauren Kate

Delacorte Press

Warnings: I'm going to warn you now, I wrote this when I was 14, so it's going to be interesting for all of us. I'd love to say that I've grown as a person since I wrote this, I can't, but I'd love to. And spoilers.

Satan's Personal Posts- 1: New Beginnings

As this is the first post for my new blog, I feel like I should introduce myself and explain a few things.

I'm Phoebe, AKA Satan, a teenager from the North (of England) who likes to read and complain. Satan being a nickname from my friends

After finding out that a friend of mine ran a successful book review blog and had done for at least a year with no intention of telling her friends  and the fact that I'd finished my GCSE's, I decided that I should try. I spend a lot of time on my laptop anyway, so it's not like I'm changing my routine much. *insert pained laughter*

 So, in this blog I will post book reviews (that can also be found here), personal views/ rants and anything I feel might interest those who accidentally find this blog because that's the only way people will find this blog. A forewarning that posts will include spoilers, sarcasm, swearing and possibly too many question marks.